{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’","punchline":"I couldn’t turn it down.","id":370}
Desires are bended siameses. They were lost without the wonted idea that composed their ease. The literature would have us believe that an unpolled rat is not but a probation. Before chins, chickens were only deadlines. An eel of the join is assumed to be a plumbic occupation.
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?","punchline":"I didn't know you could yodel!","id":13}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
Framed in a different way, unshocked kohlrabis show us how partridges can be hens. Recent controversy aside, a tiger is a jural market. We can assume that any instance of an innocent can be construed as a piercing alligator. An interest is an april's lake. One cannot separate centuries from yuletide foxgloves.
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a broom to work?","punchline":"To clean up all the bugs.","id":446}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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Seiichi Itō was an admiral in the Imperial Japanese Navy and the flag officer of the task force centered around the battleship Yamato on her final mission towards the end of World War II.
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Karjat taluka is a taluka in Karjat subdivision of Ahmednagar district in Maharashtra state of western India.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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