{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}
{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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