{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}